Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Doug Larson
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  2. Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can. - Nicholas Sparks

  3. The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. - Chuck Palahniuk

  4. Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

  5. It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to something or someone the more it wants to get away. You feel like some kind of criminal for having felt, for having wanted. For having wanted to be wanted.... - Henry Rollins

More Quotes By Doug Larson
  1. Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.

  2. Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

  3. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

  4. Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.

  5. The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

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